Director / Inventor
Jim Haszinger 69
jim@worldhealthmall.com

'His words carry so much weight, they'd break the jaws of a less interesting man'.

Accounting
Pat Haszinger 67
AKA Greatest Mom in the World
pat@worldhealthmall.com 

Operations Manager
Robert King 49
AKA Fall Guy
rking@worldhealthmall.com

Webmaster
Lindsey (jimmy) Paramour 49
AKA The man behind the curtain
webmaster@worldhealthmall.com

Gathering / Dispursing
Spreader of Joy
Taylor Catchums 19
taylor@worldhealthmall.com

Shipping 
Alexander Griffith 24 
AKA Arachnophobic Ship Master 

Product Testing
Dr. Amanda Ewing 32
Now a real live Doctor, 
but you'd still have to 
call 911 if you're choking
on a meatball ..

 Executive Assistant
Robin King 47
AKA 'Shakey'
AKA The Whisperer
AKA The Entertainer ..